I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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pedophile

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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lebron

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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