A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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