Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Women's Rights

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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I went to the store and I fell

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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