Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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The white guy did it!

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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hrih

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Kony 2012

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