Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Religion

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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lebron

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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