As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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you.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why? Because racecar.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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