Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Your momma's so fat...

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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