What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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womens sports...

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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