Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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