Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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