a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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