whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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