why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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