What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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