Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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