What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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what the hell happened to your face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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FIRE!!

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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A seal walks into a club...

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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