- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

someone called a frog a frog

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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