how do you make a joke act like yourself

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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