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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

Boom.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

Whats Obama's last name?

whats annoying and black? black people

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

Gale swallows.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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