Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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i was molested.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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