Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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make me a sandwich!

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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