Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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japan4.

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???????????? WTF?

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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this site is funny.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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