- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

Women's Rights

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

i was molested.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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