Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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A seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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