poop.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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someone called a frog a frog

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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