Women's Rights

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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this site is funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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