- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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