Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Invisible Television.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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my bubbles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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