Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Invisible Television.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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