Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Caitlyn.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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