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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Caitlyn.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

Sarah Palin

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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