how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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