what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Anti Joke

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