Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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