Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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