Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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