A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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