I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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hi hi strager danger

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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