Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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