- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

Knock knock

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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