Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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America Votes

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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