Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Wumbo

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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