A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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The Holocaust

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Anti Joke

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