what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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