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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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girls basketball

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Runescape.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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