Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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I'm funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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