- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

Whats green and tasty? Snot

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

your mom

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

I can see you under there. Under what?

A BABY seal walks into a club

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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