- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

Hello, nice to meet you.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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