what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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