God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Asian NASCAR.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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