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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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i have cancer

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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9/11

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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