What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Libraries.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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