Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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pussy enough said

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Anti Joke

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