hi im paul!

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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minorities

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Womens Basketball.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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The joke below me is retarded

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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