what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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