What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Womens Basketball.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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