Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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2+2= 478

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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i like pie

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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