How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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My nipple is bleeding

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Womens rights

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Poop.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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