Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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