Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Womens Basketball.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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