- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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