Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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theres a fat guy

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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