- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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