What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Women's Rights

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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what happens when you wake up inception

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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